Toss the FA24, drop in the GR Yaris drivetrain, call it the GR4, profits.

Hey you take that back about the Scenic. It was the best way to drive around five adults comfortably in a car you could park in a European city and it started a whole vehicle segment in Europe.

I mean, he’s right.

Almost everyone who suggests we should lose weight, exercise, eat better, or take vitamins to help prevent the worst effects of the virus gets attacked by left leaning media. This man is rich and owns an expensive grocery chain so he is wrong. As a nurse I have yet to treat a marathon runner for amputation related to…

(this isn’t the first time he’s volunteered parts to me—again, he’s extremely cool. I’ll show you his Land Rover sometime later).

What happened to Jalopnik? Where are all these hand-wringing hothouse flowers coming from?

7 years?  There’s just barely the beginnings of a bit of dry rot/cracking on the sidewall (I’ve seen more on much newer Michelins before).  It’s fine.

Most tire manufacturers recommend replacement between 6 and 10 years. It depends on a number of factors; I myself have comfortably run seven year-old tires that have spent most of their lives in Michigan, away from sun. Just inspect them, and if for whatever reason, you’re not comfortable (or if you don’t trust your…

He needs to take it to be inspected at the closest place Germany has to an Arkansas.

Looks like your fuel system is set up for an external combustion engine.

Am... am I a prude? Or am I just old? I mean, huzzah for pussy power and all that, but I don’t know that I want my tweenage nieces and nevvies bopping along time this. I’m just... yeah. I think I’ll stick to The Chicks.

You spent 12 years searching for a non-existent car?

I mean, this is “nicer,” sure. But from the standpoint of content-creation and considering my affinity for difficult challenges, the Postal Jeep was brilliant.

It was satisfyingly hard to complete, and the readership was tremendous. 

I’m Willy proud of you, David.

Dodge guy is going to leave that yellow sticker on the steering wheel.

Lordy, you seem to hold a lot of anger about the mere existence of the 370Z.

I’m not sure I really understand what point you’re trying to convey here.

Ok. I could have also mentioned no adaptive cruise, lane keep assist, cross path detection, 360 view camera, Apple Carplay, magnetorheological shocks, cylinder deactivation, etc. etc.

I was referring to it having real guages, not the TFT clusters we see on a lot of newer vehicles.

I suspect 50% of the reason you commented was to let us know you have a Lotus Elise, and I fully support that. 

I’m guessing this is the visual representation of the plan: