There is ALWAYS an excuse. “If this car was $10k cheaper!” “If it had option X or more power!” “It weighs too much!”

Hey, I guess publicly shaming people can encourage good behavior.

You haven’t given us the second most important factor after your budget, which is how long you need this vehicle to last. If you want a car you can drive in the winter for years I would suggest you look for a Jeep that’s been in the Southwest or OK or non coastal TX all its life with a bad transmission and broken AC…

He also just won a big golf tournament.

That sounds...objectively terrible

Come at me, bros.: there are two things that are wrong-headed about people who are objecting to this decision.

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

I’m reminded of this story from Allen Iverson about walking into Villanova in college and seeing some guys in prison jumpsuits with a sign saying “Allen Iverson: the next MJ OJ”, and how JT3 reacted.

I wish players/coaches would do this more

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

Light or dark has nothing to do with ales or lagers. Lagers can be light (pale lagers), dark (Baltic Porters) and anything in between (Oktoberfests).

I’m odd about textures, but I really don’t like the jiggly, somewhat chewy tomato chunks that refuse to silkify!

I do love my immersion blender, but I just love the way the chopped whole tomato kinda half melts into the sauce. It’s way silkier than a chopped, canned tomato, but still holds some vague form of shape.

Can’t wait to see a Super Bowl ad attacking beers brewed with dates.

True. But in the brewing (and food, I think?) context, it’s almost always corn.

TELL ME HOW TO FEEL, A-B!

This campaign makes 0 sense coming, as it does, on the tail of their anti-craft-beer (disguised as anti-beer snob) campaign set in the same universe. 

Your account’s been hacked.

Ford buying Lincoln. In about 80 years you are going to have issues with stale product, misguided brand identity and increased pressure from the new Japanese offerings, which will lead failure to capture a younger demographic.

“I want chicken nuggets and a beer”

*sigh* listen up, newbies that have joined this site within the last couple of years: The AV Club has always done food porn. and as food porn goes, the AV Club's taste has always been much more Hustler than Playboy. no, that's not quite right, seeing as they used to review dollar store foodstuffs. so more like Swank,…