Spider Lady, The Thing, and that whacked out head that is smoking a pipe on the cover of one book. Blue smoke and red nose, glancing sideways at you. Yup, fuck those illustrations.

I remember as a kid about the conversation involving what's her name lighting the corpse of her dad on fire in the chimney. Sorry, that's some chilling shit for a kid. Plus, the evil bitch of a neighbor saying they would toss the dog in a dryer to kill it. Come on.

I remember as a kid about the conversation involving what's her name lighting the corpse of her dad on fire in the chimney. Sorry, that's some chilling shit for a kid. Plus, the evil bitch of a neighbor saying they would toss the dog in a dryer to kill it. Come on.

I remember as a kid about the conversation involving what's her name lighting the corpse of her dad on fire in the chimney. Sorry, that's some chilling shit for a kid. Plus, the evil bitch of a neighbor saying they would toss the dog in a dryer to kill it. Come on.

Though it was just a short scene and not a true plot device, Leslie meeting Joe Biden was epic.

Though it was just a short scene and not a true plot device, Leslie meeting Joe Biden was epic.

Matthew Crawley: [whispers] You came. To be honest, I wasn't completely sure you would.
Lady Mary Crawley: [whispers] I'm glad to hear it. I should hate to be predictable

Saw Jim Henson at EPCOT before they opened MGM Studios and Muppetvision. He was getting some tour outside the Living Seas. Legendary beard.

Saw Jim Henson at EPCOT before they opened MGM Studios and Muppetvision. He was getting some tour outside the Living Seas. Legendary beard.

'fraid I don't follow you, squadron leader.

'fraid I don't follow you, squadron leader.

Nudeviking, that game was Time Killers. Rancid with the chainsaw was unstoppable.

Nudeviking, that game was Time Killers. Rancid with the chainsaw was unstoppable.

Several relatives of mine have said "worthless as tits on a boar," all being from northern Michigan and the U.P.

Several relatives of mine have said "worthless as tits on a boar," all being from northern Michigan and the U.P.

He also mentions "a pair of wings under their coat." The Martian has his coat draped over his shoulders the whole time, due to the extra arm(s).

"Of course, Tina Fey, Tracy Jordan, and several of the episode's many guest stars also first game together on live tv."

This is from Cracked, who constantly use Top 5 lists that usually include war stories or crazy happenings. Their After-Hours has the same woman, and they are pretty good.

Good fucking call.

I had, until this article, forgotten about that Green Day song. For six months that damn song was played for everything. Seinfeld highlights? Good Riddance. Mark Mcquire vs. Sammy Sosa home run race? Good Riddance. Highlights for the Stanley Cup and World Series? Good God-Damned Riddance.