Are we sure that’s regular toilet paper and not the Constitution with which he usually wipes his ass?

What tickles me the most is the fact that, without a doubt, Secret Service members noticed it and chose not to say anything. 

And yet it’s the least embarrassing thing he’s done as President.

I don’t think cultural awareness requires that you know what The Elder Scrolls is. So many people don’t play games and wouldn’t have any idea. 

I’m drunk and pedantic, so I’m going to argue that, because the mounts in Joust flew, they were in fact ostrich-like creatures, and not actual ostriches.

You hit the nail on the head, that still makes the end user client the offender in the end though right? When did that get taken out of the loop?

I have an SCT tuner for my Mustang. The previous owner for some damned reason removed the entire EGR system. I got the tuner because I can bypass the EGR check and pass emissions for less money and effort than replacing the EGR system. It’s always amazed me that the EPA has let companies get away with that kind of…

I’m always amazed by the type of person who just can’t wait to get the the comment section of these types of articles so they can detail just how stupid the victim is, hand-wave the predatory nature of the lender/bank/dealership and gush about how they would never have fallen for a scheme like that. I can never tell…

Let’s walk through the logic tree.

Yeah, but that’d require some Roseanne Barr-level amounts of Ambien, and I’m not sure I wanna go there.

Airplane! 8 times. 

A film franchise that just so happens to have 8 movies in it

Porn, non-stop.

I hate the smell of Gear Lube

Or they needed to install an ejector seat for Eric.  You now, to slow the angry mob down. 

Hey, remember that we’re in the United States, and we can call him a fat, orange, demented piece of shit who doesn’t actually represent this country’s actual values because we don’t live under a dictatorship.

Agrabah was last week. This week is Dagobah.

I for one appreciate the content ratio of 50% facts to 50% jabs at the president of this article.

“There’s blood on board matching the president’s blood type (nacho cheese?) in case of emergency.”

Too bad it’s being waisted on this piece of shit.