Yeah, our rescue is terrified with thunder\lightning and fireworks. I’m so sick of the “Oh it patriotic” “Oh, just deal with it, it’s only a couple of nights a year”.

Bullshit. It goes on for 2+ weeks of straight up fireworks at random intervals at all hours of the night. Then, as these people find left overs in their…

I’m in the Chicago burbs and it’s like goddamed Beirut out there all week. My poor dog probably thinks it’s the end of the world. 

Yes, agree w/you 100%. My gf and i took our dog to a yurt on a mountaintop miles away from anywhere and for the first time in years had a blissfully quiet 4th and our dog wasnt terrified. My neighbors seem to be re-living their infantry days in ‘Nam. 

As someone who hasn’t slept in a week because of assholes lighting fireworks off since June 30th until 4am: Good.

So will this be what you take to Moab next year?

There... I fixed it with Photoshop...

That’s what I clicked for. I want my click back.

This is a genius idea. “Give me two 2-way adult tickets to France, and two 1-way child tickets to Zimbabwe”. : P

Just advertise which ones are the parent-only flights so I can book those.

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

That rhetorical maneuver is called a false equivalence. I don’t think women exist for the titillation of men. Kotaku, on the other hand, appears to be at least willing to indulge that possibility if it will get them clicks. Take it up with them. :D

Different parts of Tumblr will love this for very different reasons.

I need to save this for next time Kotaku feels like making a fuss over the video game industry objectifying women. Good old hypocrisy.

The blonde doesn’t seem into it.

Was the original thumbnail of them looking at each other not getting enough clicks for Kotaku?

My guess it comes as the GLA.  In the current version they are the same car more or less with different ride heights. 

It won’t sell in the US because entry level luxury hatchbacks create way too much cognitive dissonance among the average car buyer. They want a cheap luxury badge, but hatchbacks make you look poor.

Yup, Americans LOVE hatchbacks and wagons as long as they’re slightly lifted and have cheap looking plastic cladding!

even if he knew the risk of being on probation or fines or being banned, what parent wouldn’t have still run in to save their child?

Good! that was dangerous.