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Pretty sure there is a Starbucks cup somewhere in there.

Give them time. Chrysler has been producing defective vehicles for decades.

it’s always like that.

The amazing part of this isn’t the cars, but how much 2018 Newark passes so easily for mid 80s filthy Gotham...

It also has a rebuilt savage title!

Congratulations MOE! This young lady is glad we’re all becoming aware of how babies are made!

Who is requiring you to keep your pants on?”

The fourth generation Honda Accord has aged incredibly well. Honda was getting things right in the early ‘90s. Clean lines, excellent proportions, and an honest design that said quality without looking like it tried too hard.

Thinking out loud here. If the law is for a 64hp combustion motor... and if you make a hybrid that uses the ICE motor to recharge the batteries... and then use the batteries to run a 200hp electric motor... That’s starting to sound like the most fun you can have with your pants on.

They’re like baby cars, and the gauges cluster design is there to remind you how babies are made.

Paging David Tracy: I figured out what you are taking to Moab in 2020.

Same! And yes, I saved it for my kids, who marvel at the kooky, wacky things we used to drive around.

YES I DID! So cool.

As a child of the ‘80s, this exercise reminds me very much of Little Van Goes; because “Even if you can’t drive your favorite van, you can still design it.”

None of these crash test dummies are sitting like you are supposed to be in a Tesla.

Did Pyros have any porno to pass the time?  Please tell me there was Porno for Pyros.

It weirds me out that the fuel filler neck goes through the cabin.

I’m on a log trip right now; I usually take one right after my coffee.

Why does everyone want to bring their dog with them every time they leave the house? Grocery store-bring your dog. Retail store that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with dogs or pets-bring your dog along! Maybe there will be another dog there and they can bark and fight!

Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”