I've changed into my formal account.

I hate buying tv and movies digitally, but since there doesn't seem to be DVDs for the first season I'll have to break into my friends' homes and buy it for them on iTunes.

Maybe the third season's host could be Andy in a different sweater, so to speak.

Dabbing refers to the act of smoking concentrates in one of those crack pipe-looking glass bongs, whether or not the concentrate is waxy, crumbly, liquid or glass. The name refers to the way you place the concentrate on the heating surface.

Wait, you were Lobsters? I always assumed all the chatter was conjecture. I used to kinda hate you but now I kinda like you; either time has been kind to you or unkind to me.

She's probably from Portland.

I also like synonyms.

Yeah I didn't mean to call you out, I just have several friends that have been overusing the term, as well as "pretentious," and it's been driving me nuts. I don't take it personally because I dress like a communist. I still use the term occasionally, however, as it's an accurate way of describing someone's fashion,…

The AV Club is one of the few sites where I disable AdBlock. It's taken a dip in quality in the past year with the inundation of Great Job, Internets, yet still remains my favourite pop culture website. Disabling AdBlock is our last line of defense against the complete Buzzfeedination of the internet.

Microsoft.com is a .com masterstroke!
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I've grown to hate the term hipster; like any word that tries to classify a large group of people from disparate backgrounds, its often reductive in its application and says more about the speaker than the subject.

That's too concise to be a meme.

Not to mention the rampant PC police brutality.

Maybe it's just me, but for me, bedbugs are pests that are very difficult to get rid of.

Don't get him started on the clowns in Washington. What a bunch of clowns!

My family doctor's office had large, thick-cushioned chairs in her waiting room for at least two decades, only recently replacing them with harder, more sterile seating. Every time I sunk into one I couldn't help but think of the decades of farts that have been expelled into its spongy cushioning, and of all the…

Ooh la la! Someone's gonna get laid in college.

He played whatshisface in that cocaine movie.

Difference between the two is that Tosh's was a failed joke (because he's unfunny) whereas Michael Richards' was an angry rant (because he's a bigot).

I think my brain just came. You're good people, Bizarro.