And on nights such as this, when the moon is full and the air is still, they say you can hear the skitter-skitter, skitter-skitter, as the restless spirit of Old Raddy roams the land, searching for his lost Troubleshooter’s Sledgehammer, +50% Damage vs. Robots...

I miss the morality meter dearly (mainly because I liked the titles it gave and that extra bit of roleplaying).

You’re right. It is sad that whatever provincial metropolis you live in or near isn’t the media capital of the world.

“The notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more...one and nineteen moooore”

It is a glitch. It stopped when my character was made General in Sanctuary. Right after that moment, the crafting stuff worked and the button was no longer greyed out. I’ve asked others and they said it worked well before they were made General, so it being a glitch is the only explanation. Yeah, that old bag is…

To be happy, they need food, water and a DEF rating larger than food and water combined.

They also need pictures of cats hanging on the walls.

What’s better is that there is a side-mission that will completely change his personality depending on the outcome. I enjoy the fact that that missions effects were actually carried over to the DJ’ing. Many games would have just left that part out.

Am I the only one who kinda loves the lack of tutorials on this game? I mean, you don’t leave the vault knowing how to re-build civilization - you need to figure it out on your own. So that’s what the game lets you do.

I still sing “Big Iron” once daily from my 200 hrs. playing NV....

My goodness. Miley sure is shaking up my square, conformist mindset. Has anyone seen my envelopes? Because I think they’ve all been pushed.

No, you’re trolls because you parrot the same tired-ass line every single time Bethesda releases a new game, as though you’d even give half a shit what the game engine was if you didn’t know it was an iteration on something that’s been used for years. The fact of the matter is that these are fantastic games, and you…

Is that how you found out it was over?

16 hours in and I still havent left the character creator

That’s dedication. Plastic surgery to make yourself look like your fallout character. :)

White Jesus is here to save Boston

Some Canadian named Aubrey who hates the fact that he’s named Aubrey. He dances exactly like you would imagine a man named Aubrey would dance. Apparently women used to call him on his cell phone.

Made...myself.

Phallic symbols are never to scale. As a politician, you ought to know that.

Hey! I’ll have you know that 279 pounds of cheese wheels came in very handy when I got to the side quest where you have to defeat the wizard who invades your house in Whiterun. He kept on referring to it as “Cheesehome”. If you don’t have at least 250 pounds of cheese, then you don’t get the special dialogue option…

Yeah, it’s gotten to the point where I’m seriously considering using console commands to modify my carying weight, and I NEVER do that for my first playthrough of a Bethesda game.