Honestly, Moskovitz’s body of work alone more than justifies Gawker’s existence.

“Electric keyboard? Fucking kids these days. Back in the 70s and 80s, you had to tune an actual goddamn fucking piano like a goddamn man. This shit is making all these players a bunch of fucking pussies.”

Together, we’ll get that damned cloud off our lawn.

...then we’ll turn on the young people.

Patiently waiting for the US PC version, myself.

I’ve never had a huge problem avoiding spoilers—but then, I was in my late teens when AOL discs were a thing, so maybe I got lucky and aged past constantly watching shit online?

That’s not meant as a dig, though I understand how it might read. I cannot, for the life of…

Well, that undoes all the fun I just had!

Lol, I don’t give a fuck about your “support.” You’re just another moron in the sea of white male assholes.

He had already recorded some of the script when he died. :-(

I’m certain that the next iteration of Fallout will be met with “It’s just not as good as Fallout 4. That dialogue wheel was such a great innovation and Preston Garvey always had unique tasks for you. Really immersive.”

I think it’s more for once you’ve played it to shit and just want to fuck around.

“casuals”

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the internet, right here.

Awww. I got rickscrolled.

Because you can’t read? ;)

I was disappointed that Nick had the exact same voice of Belethor, the annoying Breton shopkeeper in Whiterun of Skyrim. As soon as I heard him speak, I was like, I know that voice. He was offering to buy my sister last time I heard it.

It was made inadvertently hilarious because right as the final bit of the quest started, Nick got super driven and wouldn’t let me give him any stuff.

Is that where I got that thing?! Man, I’ve been trying like crazy to remember. My friend was watching me use it to lay waste to ghouls and super-mutants with one-two blows and wanted to know where to get it, but I’d already renamed it “Assblade’s Tooth of Fuck”, so it was no longer google-able. Thanks!

Dry Land is not a myth.

So Fallout 4 has overtaken Destiny as “the game its cool to hate on”? Get over yourself lol

Don't cut yourself on all that edge.

Thats great. Hope your mom took her time with it.