That’s because you are being driven.

Yeah the headline made it seem like there was going to be full blown “how-to’s”, pie charts and example figures. Each company has a culture and though it does seem like Uber has a bit of douche culture, that’s the way those employees are interacting. This was nothing like that article that was written about the…

“Yeah, a 550hp Audi/Lambo V10 is okay, but a couple old Mazda engines bolted together? Now that’s exotic!”

Lamborghini

So 600hp and, what, 150lb-ft of torque?

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

How things change! Now people run away from the Mustangs.

Really? I read an article recently that the 380 was the one to avoid, and both the 450 and 560 were more reliable, but I don’t remember the reasons sited.

Just don’t get a 560 SL. I hate that V8 with a passion having had to work on it multiple times across a few vehicles

Here the community groups can actually use speed guns on passing motorists however they have no legal authority so the police send warning letters.

On the front suspension lower control arm, due to inappropriate caulking process of the ball joint, the ball joint socket area may become cracked. Therefore, if an abnormally large load is applied to the suspension during driving, the ball joint may separate from the socket.

TSA agents think they’re actual law enforcement. It’s cute as long as they’re not feeling up 12 year olds but that’s all it is.

The BBC, famous for their extensive Florida coverage

I don’t know about where you live, but I’ve seen the cops do this around here. They will have one of them sit on a bus stop bench with the speed gun and then line up cop cars up a side street. Then pick people off as they drive by. While I don’t remember ever seeing them dressed quite like this, they are in street…

Clearly, you’re from a different part of Kentucky than the rest of us.

At first, I thought this might be Fancy Kristen, but this feels too forced.

R.K. is a much wittier person. After all, Rich Kristen would have Tom Ford coming to her.