thepenguinofdoom
Teh Penguin of Doom
thepenguinofdoom

This definitely has more to do with how certain vehicles are used versus how well built they are.

I travel a lot for work. Am I the only person who really enjoys trying out every type of rental car I can? I rent from the Alamo/Enterprise/National conglomerate and they have a nice selection of cars. Matter of fact, just drove a Jeep Renegade with less than 300 miles on it all around Boston earlier this week.

Monsters!

Were you unionized before you drove them home?

NYC and L.A. are the only cities that matter. Everything in between are just “flyover states” filled with corn-fed heathens.

Except for that last one (thanks, Texas climate!!), that exact thing has happened to me. Line for line.

  • Be in not-NYC

Welp, I’ll be driving home from the bars drunk I guess. Since there are no all-electric environmentally-sensitive unionized 51% woman organically grown non-profit no animal testing car ride companies to choose from, and taxis in my city are next to impossible to get at 2 am, I must drive after my eight martini happy

What you did there, I see it:

Go hail a cab in Atlanta. Have fun with your 45 minute wait

Except this isn’t self inflicted anything. They’ve fetishized bitching about Uber even when it does nothing that stands out. Encouraging employees to report non-confidential information about competitors is pretty basic business practice.

I started reading that chart/grid going “yeah okay these makes sense... WAIT WHAT AUDI?!?” Either there’s a glitch in the matrix or this is fake because no way in hell is or should Audi be on the upper end of that list.

lmao audi in 4th place

Audi over Honda....

How about Oreo on my motorcycle?

Nice assist for COTD.

Nobody’s perfect.

If tossing a salad behind a truck on the side of the highway is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

You mean like the Trump administration?

He did reference Jane’s, and several other sources if you care to finish reading.