Robb Report

Well I suspected the hotel employees of having sticky fingers, and my main possession to store was a 27" LCD monitor that at the time was a $2,000 item. I ended up fixing up and falling in love with the formerly-beater Montero and driving it for almost a decade. And the hotel manager who gave me low long-stay rates…

How do you know the question asker is a guy?

That's OK, Mark Levinson has had nothing to do with the equipment carrying his name for a good two decades now. 

I once bought a beater Mitsubishi Montero to use as a storage unit, parked at a hotel where I lived part-time. (Yes, hotels will store luggage, but it gets a bit weird when you want them to store basically home furnishings. And yes, this hotel was ok with me parking that Montero there while I was away.)

This will get snapped up by a flipper, detailed, and relisted for $3,000.

Had any of them ever been asked to whip out their dicks on their various paths to the Formula 1 paddock?

Inept marketing seizes neither on the Italian angle nor on the Russian angle?

This is spectacular, possibly the best thing ever posted here. 

Try again. People have $10K for donks. They don’t have $100K, which is what that sort of project would take. Cash, not financed.

From which planet will you import people who are willing to pay more for this than the cost of a new car? 

Did you just arrive from 2005? Pt cruiser. Thunderbird, prowler, fj cruiser...

Three box design 

Australian pilots' strike left its mark for decades.  

This only piques my hunger for a 300TE.

That paint job is a stale ham sandwich. 

Squint just right and it looks expensive. 

And they say punctuation is dead!

But the cloth in that dress isn’t even worth $100, and you can get a much more comfortable dress for $20 at Ross!!!!

A public forum like BaT would be just about the worst possible way to do it.