Ford’s liability lawyers must have put some kind of occupant-sensing thing on this.

Crime victims don’t get to decide whether to “press charges.” And being falsely arrested, as you seem to have been, is grounds for a nice five-figure settlement from any PD in the US. Either you’re quite ignorant of the law or your story isn’t the whole truth.

Can't drink in public, that is. Booze at home is plentiful in Saudi Arabia. Goes well with train sets. 

Most “Bilstein” shocks sold on Ebay are fakes. Even more so for the “used” ones, where they have an excuse for a lack of box and paperwork. Get your Bilsteins from a trusted supplier. Otherwise just get cheapo generics, because that’s what Ebay “Bilsteins” are.

Kirkland? That shit was Western Family.

This is like one of those clips where the bottom is all screaming in ecstasy but you can totally see the top isn’t even thrusting.

You sound poor.

This is clearly for the Middle East, especially Saudi market. Rich Saudi dudes love, love, love their scale models and train sets and shit like that. Trust me on this one.

Discount Fancy Kristen

They were trying to imbue it with aspirational echoes of Vietnam.

Wasn’t Mr. Regular into this?

Some people like to have a bed where they can carry something dirty or awkward, yet still haul the wife and 2 kids the rest of the time.

And I thought I was autistic.

Back window less interesting on yours. SAD!

I never knew love until I saw this. Unironically totally want one. Obrigado.

Bingo. And everybody loves the Pahlavis.

I’m sorry I left it there. I’ll be more considerate next time.

Better than her rectum.

I’m still traumatized from finding that in my mom’s nightstand.

Are you sure that wasn’t a Denis Johnson story?