I love conspiracy hats. If you don’t mind me borrowing it for a second, I think the dolphins planned it, Pete and Arianda executed the plan, DJ Kahlid found the evidence, and the dolphins had no choice but attempt to attack him to prevent him from revealing their plan (but then decided to just laugh and eat more crab…

I hope someone cracks this case, and cracks it soon.

For those wondering, Crew is short for Crewstopher.

Because the grass gets bent over and ruins the effect.

WTF. This makes me so, so angry. If you cannot do your job because you have decided to make up rules about what women can do with their bodies based on some old myths, you don’t get to have that job.

Biebs has a lot of catchy tunes which have nothing to do with Bieb’s vocal talent really but he does surround himself with people who know what they’re doing.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Maybe this will be the year someone will top “Look at Me”.

It looks like Fred’s trying to be Chef from “Apocalypse Now”.

On it!  Hope these nutjobs put a smile on your face.  Good luck with the job hunt!

Is it ok if I make this thread into a “show me your pup” thread? I’ve spent the morning applying to jobs, and could use some happy puppy faces. If you don’t have a dog, feel free to share your pets too. 

My dog could be the dumbest animal on the planet and he is still better than 95% of all the human I meet.

I feel relief. I feel grateful. I feel sad.

Honestly, I can’t see Trump ever using this system. It’s so much easier to send out a tweet than it is to send an EAS alert.

This.

Relax, we have been warned about this for weeks that FEMA was testing the Wireless Emergency Alert system. They tested it under Obama they can test it under trump. Breath

2018 is the stupidest fucking year.

I remember once, my kickboxing instructor took me to a bar, and made me dance with another man’s girlfriend. Well, he obviously did not take kindly to it, and I dance-fought with him and all his buddies. Was it a good idea? Certainly not. Did I learn a valuable lesson?

the lead in his musical film adaptation of West Side Story

At what point does Kim realize that Kanye is bad for her brand and divorce him?

One of you recently introduced me to this unparalleled gem which I now feel compelled to share at any mention of Shia LaBoeuf.