Or just don’t have kids.

Were you at least thanked with a proper fish fry?

I’ll see you there. Fuck these shitheads forever

Damn skippy. See you there, let’s show these fuckbuckets why showing their face here is a bad idea! Want to spew hate speech here? We’ll drown out every fucking word of it.

Don’t worry, DC’s got this. They’ll regret ever showing their hoods here.

Fucketh no.

“what does she do with the glasses???”

she probably sells them on ebay for 1,000 quid...
“genuine wineglass Rhianna drank from”

Depends on how much I like the job

She was on the phone ya say?

I don’t think I’m physically capable of listing to the theme song without bopping along. Both because it’s catchy as hell (damnit), and because I know I’m in for a treat of a show.

I saw the Acrocats last year when they came to my city. Like top 5 best experiences of my life.

I grew up reading them, too. I was obsessed with Claudia. Some of my very favorites...

We’re now more like acquaintances really.

No wonder Meghan knows her way around royalty. Her dad is a fucking drama queen.

My boyfriend sold her a piece of furniture and delivered it to her place in LA and he can confirm, that she is every bit of awesome, tough, sweet that you would imagine. She goes by Franny and haggled the hell of of a deal with him...

Go Francis. Fucking Birkenstock’s, love it.

Rihanna dropped the ball on this one. I’ve seen more impressive outfits on Catholic priests during Easter.

Agreed, it’s kind of half assed. Also, why is she orange? Is that a reference I don’t get? If she was white I would just assume it was a spray tanning accident, but since she’s Riri I’m just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. 

What exactly did she do? Maybe it’s the smallness of the pics, but all I see is a pope’s hat and sort of a robe over a dress. As a lapsed Catholic, I confess myself to be....disappointed. You had the Roman Catholic Church to tweak, Riri. An institution that ran the world for centuries. And you’re RIHANNA. This…

In my opinion, the restaurant break-up is a manipulative way to try and force the other the other person to behave in a polite manner because you think they won’t make a scene in public.