This was just absolutely terrible

Not gonna deny, a Cracked-style “listicle that’s nothing but links to our earlier, better content” is pretty embarrassing to see.

Everyone involved with this needs to be fired. Immediately.

What if Doll Nadja and Baby Colin hit it off?

Coming from a country with strong gun control (Australia), I have to disagree with some of this. The “criminals will get guns whether they’re illegal or not” argument may be true, but strong gun control reduces the availability of guns, the culture of acceptability around guns, and the immediate response of the…

What would it take? For us to reduce the Republican party to complete irrelevance. To flip more than 3/4 of states Democrat, and for Democrats to actually do what we put them in office for.

 American gun "culture" is a mental illness. 

None of those things, because the people who already don’t listen to reason will find literally ANYTHING else to blame it on. The killer could do all of those things and explicitly lay out a manifesto perfectly outlining how lax gun control and abundant supply of guns is 100% the only thing that enabled them,…

“Despite the fact it’s not really what the second amendment was meant to cover and it was written for a society that’s been dead some two hundred years.”

https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1846975039

Plates are bull shit anyways. IMO they infringe on my right to privacy. I’m not saying I shouldn’t register my car, but why must I drive around with a unique identifier? The only thing they are used for is to identify me whether they have probable cause or not.  On top of it all, if you’re rich enough, you don’t even…

Sorry but I don’t get it, surely it’s the look of the license plate that ruins the front end, right? I don’t see how this wrap changes that. FWIW, I’ve never had a front plate on the 5 cars I’ve owned here in California. Most car people here consider it a $25 beauty tax if you get a front plate ticket.

I’d love to hear more about the new wheels themselves. What’s the deal with the shape and style? They look like cop car steelies (but I assume they are CF?)

My nickname in college was “Labia Spoiler”

not justifying or defending anything here - ARs fire 5.56 or 2.23. high velocity rounds designed specifically to wound rather than kill. Unless modified to fire a different, larger round like .300 or .458 socom, ARs are intended to ideally non-lethally remove combatants from threat, that’s why they use NATO rounds…

As God is my witness, if that enormous rust bucket shows up in David Tracy’s front yard...

one of my favorite kids joke.
what’s the difference between  reindeer and caribou? spelling.

Though the word “reindeer” is included in the name, Alaska’s version of hot dogs don’t typically feature reindeer—the meat tends to be a blend of caribou, pork, and beef.

Wholeheartedly agree with giving the Omni a pass. My high school girlfriend had one and it was a hoot. We’d go out on Friday nights and dust C3 and C4 Corvettes, mid-80s Trans Ams... It was lightening from stoplight to stoplight.