I don’t think we have enough time. A few highlights.

I would really love it if someone had a way to adjust all of these stats based on the changes in the points system and number of races per season. Just looking at the number of races per season, even if it’s only increased by a couple, still changes things. It’s easier for a quality driver now to rack up stats like…

Wasn’t me, my right front straight up doesn’t work. I still pretend it does and turn it on, for some reason people still get pissed. I don’t know what the problem is.

Counterpoint:

Love me some Lion’s Choice. I especially love thinking about the name. Given the choice, a lion would definitely prefer this over a gazelle.

I actually don’t mind the Macaroni & Chesse pizza, but I really, really like the cinnamon rolls. I basically eat one piece of pizza and then stuff myself with cinnamon rolls. I’ve pushed small children and old people out of the way to get first crack when they come out of the oven. I have a problem.

A friend needed a new alternator in his 2005 Dodge Omni. Trashing the car wasn’t an option and they were short on funds so I agreed to do the swap, I estimated 1hr, 2hrs tops.

I think they celebrate Christmas because Santa himself is a wizard. Dude has flying animals and sleigh. A bag that can hold enough gifts for everyone in the world. And he comes and goes via chimney. Definitely a wizard.

The thing I miss the most, and still wish every chat client had, was the warn feature. We’d spend so much time warning each other and pissing each other off when they got suspended.

I’ve done this three times now. On two separate ocassions I’ve forgotten to torque mine after doing some maintenance and then leaving town.

Also not sure how I’m still in the grays after being on this site since its inception. I feel like being on here that long without royally pissing anyone off should be good enough to get me out.

My son and I were out running errands and were cutting through an industrial park when we saw a guy with a Ford GT out in his lot. We pulled up so I could tell my son about it, and the guy waved us over to come take a closer look. He let my son sit in it and we chatted for a few.

This was my first car (Except it was an ‘82). I bought it for $100 in 1993. Drove it for about two years until one of the cylinders died. Sold it to a guy for $100. He proceeded to drive it from St. Louis to Boston and back... twice. That car was a tank. However, nostalagia coudn’t get me to pay that much for it.

Not only do I do this, I’ve used this reasoning to get out of a speeding ticket one time.

I’m almost ashamed to admit how many letters I’ve written and how many online petitions I’ve signed in trying to get lime brought back. Almost.

So does being a Porsche tuner for years give them the ability to make a Porsche replica without coming under fire from VAG? Wouldn’t anyone else making what is essentially a Porsche replica get hit with a lawsuit immediately?

Since the request was for “craziest” mine is that I somehow get the chance to drive a Formula 1 car... and I do so well (despite having almost zero racing experience and being almost 40) I get offered a seat, or at least the opportunity to test for them.

There’s a Taco Bell about a block from my house and I go there way too often. Every time, without fail, the girl at the drive through will say, “Hi how are you?”

The perfect car is a Hyundai. Not just any Hyundai, but the oft overlooked 2015 (or 16) Hyundai Genesis 3.8. If you can find a 5.0, even better. If you can find one in Brown, even better still.

It’s very much like the game Run Yourslef Ragged AKA Screwball Scramble depending on your age. I think I still have a couple of copies of that around. Looks like a lot of fun. Maybe not $33 worth, but still.