I agree with you!

My newest one

I hate the Cavs.

oh lord oh mercy I’m only five comments in but have had seven strokes

I love me a good onramp, it’s one of the places I can go WOT. 

Don’t forget Zendaya and Valkyrie!

Damn, that restaurant looks lit!

I was about to make the same comment. In every british episode I’ve seen he was nice and genuinely seemed to care, than in America is was all yelling and abuse, which I attributed to the American producers trying to duplicate that Simon Cowell vibe

I never know if I need new tires. With multiple cars, for example, my Super Sports equipped one will go three years and only see 2k miles. Do I need to replace them?

You guys would be on some next level planning, like, “Oooo let’s go to that brunch place with the Chrissy Teigen posted on her instastory!” and with no further discussion would show up on the same day and time in complimentary, but not too similar, outfits.

My wife likes to triangulate using equally unknown (to me) landmarks.

If I wash my car (specifically, my RSX), it will rain. I have a 99% hit rate with this of rain within 3 days and 100% of rain within a week, even when there is no rain forecast AT ALL. I once washed my car for a drive to San Diego from LA, on a 90 degree weekend, and for a 2 mile stretch near Irvine it rained so hard…

I assume it was because, literally, a base Dodge Caliber was the only car he could afford.

Heinz is the best. Steak fries rule.  

Two months into dating a girl, and our first Valentine’s Day together, we are coming home from a date. I’m in the far left lane with my exit coming up about 1/2 mile away, and I have a WALL of (fast moving) cars between me and the right lane. Of course, I’m like

Awesome, thanks!

Your comment has left me both delighted and sad.

When did she join this cult? I came across her once during an internship back in ‘08, and my first thought was “wow, she is emaciated.”

But what would we title it?!? Hmm, Any suggestions? I feel like you oughta know what the title should be. That’s all I really want.

You must be new in town.