Clam chowder in a bread bowl is a clam chowder sandwhich

Literally any vehicle. I can’t leave any car without engaging the parking brake. It’s in the name!

It’s interesting you assume it was my choice. My wife has a mind of her own and willingly took me there. She wanted wings and we were walking by it (outdoor/beach shopping complex)!

The person controlling it remotely is autonomous

1986 Dodge Aries wagon, wood paneling and all! My single mother drove baby me and a uhaul trailer from Montreal, Canada to California. Loved that car and all the trips and adventures my cousins and I had in it. Remember distinctly when it was sold and how sad I was.

I am so on the Warriors bandwagon. Like, a separate bandwagon for every player on that team, coaches, and Javale Mcgee. Then I put that bandwagon on another bandwagon to take me to the Warriors bandwagon depot so I could buy more bandwagons to take to the Warriors Hot Bandwagon Nights show in Oakland. I love watching…

I remember going to Hooters when I was 18 with my cousins, one of who is the same age as me. Of course we all enjoyed the attention and wings, but at the end of the night my similarly aged cousin said, out loud, “I’m gonna leave a big tip I think she was really into me!” The whole table of wiser dudes groaned at once…

Can’t wait til they add loot crates, too. $5.99 a roll for a potential 20% off my next gas purchase, but of course I keep getting the same Chevron dash gauge skin over and over again. At least give me the exotic Techron skin, dammit!

300C SRT would be a great, non-flashy choice too!

Nice. I love owner-written reviews like this, and this is a car I want to own someday. Thanks for the writeup!

Swiss rolls in the fridge were my jam as a kid. I haven’t had a single little debbie product as an adult because my body can’t handle it anymore, but I often stop and fondly peruse their offerings at the market

I, too, suspect the shop teacher wood shoot first as the art teacher drew their gun

Woah, I didn’t know there were theaters that DIDN’T have reserved seating any more (I’m in Los Angeles, if it matters)! No judgements, I just figured reserved seating was a universal thing all theaters had adopted

I don’t know, but at 3:53 I clenched for his femoral arteries!

That John Ritter face is somehow simultaneously racists’ faces as they try to form cogent thoughts and everyone else’s faces upon hearing them spit out insane shit like this tweet

Oh no you’ve brought up LA’s shitty ass roads which, along with our traffic, makes me FROTH AT THE MOUTH LIKE A RABID DOG DRINKING VINEGAR AND BAKING SODA.

Man, I don’t usually make any decisions based on celebrity endorsements, but if he’s using it on Jay Leno’s cars, I’ll use it on my cars, my dishes, my face, and spritz some on my toilet paper for good measure.

If I’m comped anything, and it’s always been because of something out of their control like “we don’t have the appetizer you want” so they bring me my 2nd choice and comp it, I tip my usual 20-25% on the lower price of the bill, but then add the price of the item onto the tip.