Counterpoint: It’s a foul ball off the bat of Jay Bruce in a meaningless game. 

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

This rejection is because they are sympathetic to “the alternative”.

Aussies should’ve acquiesced to the Saudi players’ “cultural grounds” and given each player 50 lashes.

So I’m browsing Deadspin in the shitter at work and see your posted Cosby meme. I had to work so hard to stifle laughing out loud in a crowded bathroom that I actually pulled a muscle in my rib cage. Thanks for sharing, dammit.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

If you try to hit Tim Tebow on his blindside, you better be ready for God to be blocking.

I say this without the thinnest shred of sarcasm or snark. I honestly think that anyone who eats boogers has serious mental health issues.

And I just won a free Xbox!

And you’re so attractive because you make $400 a day working from home!

Thank god there are still hot singles in my area that want to fuck me now.

“Tell me more.”

Dude, don’t worry about. Life Goes On.

At least he admitted his unforced error in the next sentence. Gary Thorne is a national treasure and I hope we never lose him. One time he referred to runners on 1st and 3rd as “the covers are cornered.” It's part of his charm.

I literally giggled loudly. God damnit.

“+1” - Colin Cowherd

League of Denial would beg to differ with your assessment of them knowing just “now”

Americans can tell Goodell to fuck himself until we’re all blue in the face. So long as our wallets are talking differently, we might as well be cursing him out in Aramaic.

Fuck Roger Goodell.