I'm not 100% sure, but I believe this is known as "bicycle racing".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cycle_spe…

LOCAL DAD DISCOVERS ONE WEIRD OLD TRICK TO LOSE 15 POUNDS

This makes me feel bad for Mike Vanderjagt, which is a phrase I never thought I would say. I mean, they took his shit, paraded it around, and publicly humiliated him, and he was still just trying to get it back without involving the police. Those guys are grade A douches

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

I hope we never see the Cleveland Browns version of this.

Looks like we got ourselves a GLOREEEEEE BOYYYY on our hands. This guy, rather than drinking his own pee in silence like some hard-working, late-round draft pick fan, felt the need to post it to youtube, to gain fame and notoriety off his routine fandom. The football gods will not look kindly on such gloreeeeeee…

I give you permission, President Obama

Nicholas Selby : Convocation Speech :: Carlos Mencia : Jokes

Hey Deadspin. Do you remember the article you ran about how Ryan Braun doesn't owe the sample collector an apology after all those media sites claimed he owed the collector an apology (albeit for the wrong reason). I think maybe you should lead the charge saying he owes the sample collector an apology.

Perhaps Red Sox fans, and the "media", don't remember Ortiz and his positive test. Let's just focus on Arod ... just because.

Ray's handling a long-ass snake? Ray's handling a long-ass snake.

Johannson is looking like a complete menace..good debut

Raul Ibanez fined $25,000 by Roger Goodell for illegal celebratory spike

What kind of an asshole can't wait for that to happen?

I have an intense masturbation regimen which, among other things, spares me from this type of embarrassment.

I don't think shea was off sides because he was behind Donovan.

This sucks. Now no one will take the Gold Cup seriously.