CounterCounterpoint: Let’s fuck Chase Utley!

He can plug almost ...

For me, it’s always about the troops. Love it or leave it, baby!

Maybe they like the way something tastes but don’t like the implications of eating it.

Maybe the joke was that Tebow was so bad at being a sportsperson that we shouldn’t really consider this article to be about sports?

well yeah, everything you eat ends up being your shit.

Does it even make sense to sing the national anthem at a sporting event?

Love it. Beast Mode University, bitch!

I did some serious investigating!

I’d like some sort of resolution on the unibrow emails.

and so would my uncle’s bedroom!

Isn’t that a dying newspaper?

You can’t DDT with VPL!!

We should all post pictures of ourselves nude!

Who has ever had cookies long enough for them to go stale?

Who has ever had cookies long enough for them to go stale?

Great, now I’m hungry.

I know for sure. She’s pooping.

I know for sure. She’s pooping.

Don’t mind if I ThiboDO! Have sex with him, I mean.

Oh, duh.