Oh! Because 69 is a sex position?

ehh

Should be an exciting run down the stretch. Only 150 games left!

If he would have hit that ball anywhere else in the ball park, but he had to hit it the one place there was a fan.

As one of the best fans in baseball, I know every disgusting inch of Randy Choate’s body.

Someone's never been to Argentina!

Sherman Sherman has a nice ring to it.

Welcome to the toilet, Bowles.

His penis?

ruined the story.

Any chance on Messi to the MLS? Could be a difference maker for a lot of teams.

If you see one in a game, please let us know at

Turns out there was another policeman.

We were all thinking it.

I thought for sure that guy was going to get struck by lightning.

What more COULD you possibly contribute?!

2 million years?

Even if it was necessary (I don't think it was), there might be something wrong with a person who beats an animal to death with a wrench and then jokes about it. That would only be appropriate if he beat a monkey to death with a monkey wrench, because come on...

Love Matthew Lillard

indubitably!