I'll just say something polite like, "As we all know, meat is murder, but I respect your lack of self-control." Then I splash a little fake blood around and go about the meal normally.

His wife was pretty upset, but she didn't want to HARPer on the incident!

That's the only reason?!

I was hoping to see some testicles here.

5 runs is insurmountable!! Has any team come back from such a deficit? The umpires should have called the game when it became pointless at a 3-run lead.

I would probably be interested if I was an old man.

All of this because Landon Donovan wasn't selected? Seems a little crazy.

To be fair, I am also against horse boxing, horse MMA, horse football, and horse rugby. I am pro-hummus.

A little back story helps. The baby is also a famous break dancer.

Yeah, i bet she can list off all 1200 of her tweets verbatim! That scoundrel!!

If you like Punch Drunk Love, you will really enjoy Jack and Jill.

*purrfect

Having that jersey is a real Hernandon't!!

And how many different styles of hats are there in cricket?

It's real. I've seen him naked.

There's nothing cooler in this world than a 60-year-old man in a sick polo and distressed jeans.

It was great. Gotta love Jack Black.

Is it true about the kiwis and the potassium though? Asking for a friend.

I don't know if it's because I only read the first couple of sentences, but I don't really get it.

Could it be more of the "proper form and technique" than the shoe?