and I would have an "only dick signing" policy.

Stick to sports.

You almost had me until that little caveat at the end!!

It's a shame these came out AFTER Halloween!

What about the fact that he hates black people and he has to work with them every single day!?

Every other team won the National League Pennant?!?!

so what you're saying is he's a perfect representation?

Racist.

More like 2 holes in the head.

I'm SO sick of this stereotype! Some of the best crafters I know are men!!

What else?

Big hands!

You probably don't realize this, but it's not just because 6 is a 9 rotated 180 degrees clockwise and vice versa. It's also a sex position.

Just checked my little sister's facebook wall. These are all accurate.

No black face for the Jamaican bobsled team?

we get it. You supported the Boston Marathon bombing victims before it was cool.

Ugh, disgusting. Talk about being born with a silver crack pipe in his mouth.

I'm especially sick of all of this pro-Cardinals bullshit.

Good point. He was probably trying to whip his legs over his head to get up in the usual front-flip style.

have you ever seen a player slide into second trying to break up a double play?