A solid shield. get it right.

I hate when mine gets dirty when it goes all the way down to the depths of the sewer.

And the Cardinals fans are the butt hurt ones.

I'm very interested to see what the great culmination of all of these Cardinals posts will be!

Yeah, Deadspin should have made a post about that!

Looks like the Cardinals have really built their team the right way. And their fans, just great fans. Maybe the best in baseball.

Now if only we could save Mexico from those uniforms!!!

Rumor is that he was an ACTUAL bear until they played the Cardinals!

It's about time Deadspin weighs in on this!

I just read that the St. Louis Cardinals don't even like french fries!!

We get it, you played football in high school.

Now THIS is some Mickey Mouse stuff.

Have you seen this guy's dick!? And he likes the Cardinals!

So do you guys like the Cardinals or not!?

Yeah, we definitely need more of this in the world.

Yeah, I don't think lazy is the word for it...

Nice helmet, pussy.

Beltran said he called off Jay in a postgame interview.

It's always nice to see the names of modern greats like Troy Glaus up there with your Babe Ruths and Lou Gehrigs.

Those socks are terrible.