Yeah, I know what you mean. I've done this with two legs numerous times. With crutches, this guy basically has three legs.

Well, Chelsea does still play for a national league in which they play equally as well. I would dare say they even play teams as talented as Juventus in their national league!

Yeah, I would say that your friend's telling of it was the one true time it's been told. I also puked all over my work computer.

Hear, hear! I never attend a football game without a world-class barrel-aged porter!

Because you know, as Belinda Carlisle put it, heaven is a place on earth?

Don't quite a few people have Super Bowl Rings?

This guy is probably David Robinson's PR guy. And the same goes to anyone else who says anything nice about David Robinson after this.

What would be the first thing you did if you actually had a dick?

"We are watching out the window as he and Wirtz get into a limo and Flair looks back at all of us, winks and mouths a "Wooooooooooo!" as he gets into the limo."

I guess I'm just more concerned with someone who thinks their slump in baseball is punishment from god, or anyone that thinks god is doling out punishment in the first place.

What a dipshit.

OH, Koreans can't eat sushi?! Racist!

The problem is that this stuff has little nutritional value. That's fine if you or anyone want to eat it, but it shouldn't be in places like schools where kids sometimes get their only meal of the day. It is really crazy that anyone should be outraged at what they're getting at a fast food restaurant.