Hyperlight Drifter looks like a GameMaker game.

This reads like an Onion article.

I don’t have time to read all that, but the Windows Core is on a completely different development schedule.

You’re wrong for a few reasons.

You’re depriving the copyright holder of their copyright.

Actually, you are stealing their property because you’re taking their copyright. They have the right to copy. You do not.

I’m the same way at restaurants. If they don’t want me to leave before paying my bill then they should have made better food.

Because he didn’t pay for it?

Pirating a game is like not tipping at a restaurant. Sure, you make up a million excuses about how it’s your right and how you’re fighting for some sort of cause. But the truth is, you’re just an entitled asshole.

It’s a dick move either way.

Good.

The head of Xbox said Sony has been buying exclusives.

“Judge, I didn’t pay that prostitute for sex, I funded her prostitution so of course she had sex with me.

So what are you looking for?

That game was largely ignored. Which is a shame, because it’s incrediblely well done. One of the best games of the year.

Of the 4 humans, 25% were black. And of the 6 humanoids, 1 was black, 1 was green, 1 had mutated skin, and 1 had no skin at all.

Even if you pick every lock you see, he will still reach the highest level.

You must have a huge dick.

You own the compiled code, not the source code.

It’s alright. The core game isn’t very well done, so the rest is a bit pointless.