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They don’t think that far! Planned Parenthood? That’s the abortion place. That’s literally all they do, besides selling fetus parts in frozen icicles to liberals as a summer treat. They just don’t give a shit. Nothing else matters but the words “abortion” “gay” “minority” “welfare” “gun control”.

The crazy part is the people in my feed who are decidedly not famous, but follow almost only/all famous people, and either don’t realize that this is a paid promotion or don’t understand(/care?) that they’re not going to be paid when they mimic these posts. Nearly every rando that I went to high school with posts

The HCZ is a charter school.

David Brooks wrote a typically clueless column about Ta-Nehisi Coates’ new book. The book is written as a letter to his son, so David Brooks thought it would be cute to also style his column that way. If you’ve ever read any of Coates’ work, he’s pretty unsparing in his observations about race and white supremacy in

I went through my closet looking to find a new pair of socks this morning, and to my complete surprise I found a fifth manuscript from Harper Lee. It’s clearly the original one! It’s called “The Stars are Full of Racists” and it features a cryogenically frozen Scout who is awoken in the future and has to confront the

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

Honestly, I would’ve left it alone if you just acknowledged that you were apparently being inconsistent instead of getting all indignant to other commenters when they pointed it out (see above—you say the spin is genius, then you say you don’t care about the spin. What the...?) Usually if you write a sentence about

Check your original post, in which you remarked that the spin was the very reason you wanted to get high with her. That's where the confusion arises.

Well you’re a fucking moron then.

You realize that her publicist was the one who came up with this spin though right? Definitely not her.

Who the hell is giving her solid food anyways?

I think you mean get high with her publicist.

MY BABY DOES THE SAME THING! I cannot wait until he grows out of the phase where everything goes in his mouth.

THESE COLORS DONT RUN, ARIANA

Yes but that’s not what equality means, though. Equality would be putting the black cast members on the cover of a mainstream magazine like, say, Rolling Stone. Instead of only on the cover of a magazine specifically published for and marketed to black women. Even just speaking in terms of magazine covers, when we’ve

somewhere in the corner of the internet where they celebrate white history month, i imagine