But Jia’s anonymous. How ever will anyone find out?

Lol did you write this?

but what if the author of this post wasn’t rich or white

I guess my sarcasm was not visible enough.

I feel like Jez is trying to be all Vice-y and shit.

Your first comment said you didn’t want to seem judgey but throwing the fact that you’ve got a family and therefore don’t have time for this shit in there makes you sound kinda like a turd. Just a bit. I’m sure you’re not.

A drug-smuggling how-to? Thanks! I was wondering how to get my coke to my luxury spa in the jungles of Thailand.

My husband is kind of a genius when it comes to smuggling drugs on airplanes and never tells me when he’s doing it because he knows it will give me a heart attack but the last time we went to Vegas we brought mushrooms (Cirque du Soleil, of course) and weed brownies. So for the mushrooms he emptied out a couple of tea…

I’ve had a couple ultrasounds done by women who had clearly never had one done to them. One kept trying to press the wand into my chode/ass and got pissy when I said “ow! That’s not it. Up one more!”

They do exist. They’re ridiculously expensive, but not as expensive as a sexual harassment lawsuit from a student.

This whole thing is horrifying, but what the holy hell is happening with this sentence in particular?