Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

I can tell you why they got hugely popular all of a sudden - that was when Krispy Kreme decided to do a huge expansion outside of the southeastern US. Before that they were something your vacationing relatives told you about after they got back from someplace like Nashville.

I’m guessing you’re not exactly a weightlifter are you? As one myself I can assure you a man of Affleck’s size can naturally achieve that look. Its called a dirty bulk, you eat a shit ton of calories and do heavy lifts. Not difficult.  Furthermore, Affleck already had the mass from his time as Batman its only a matter…

It doesn’t...

So after years of me never having the chance to review an AC game, having been in college and freelancing and now finally worked my ass to this moment in time, I finally get a chance say that I think that people bitched too much about Assassin’s Creed III?

I have to ask those knowing Bostonians more than I...

Although to be fair to Picoult, Kennedy’s cluelessness was kind of the point. of the character. The shopping scene may have been obvious to the reader, but not to the character.

“Don’t like the terms, don’t play the fucking game,” said the galaxy-brain, smugly thinking that he had just totally owned a dude who is in the news because he doesn’t like the terms, and is thus not playing the fucking game. “Go get a regular job,” he said, absolutely burning the man who exchanges the product of his…

There was a survey I read about, long ago and I failed finding it last time I referenced it so not even bothering this time, that showed people would rather make $75k to their neighbors’ $50k than $125k while their neighbors made $150k.

Ask not for whom the Bell toils, Steelers; it’s not for thee.

He’s right, you know.

Nah, he/she’s right

Fuck that shithead. Fuck youtubers. Fuck social media. Fuck the culturally corrupt country.

Is that you, Miss Zarves?

I created an fake nametag and wore it for a few weeks when I worked at Circuit City. I thought everyone understood my particular brand of humor and that I was pretty funny because everyone started playing along.

She didn’t injure her arm or break her teeth.

Chicken shit cowards use chicken shit burners.

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

Why type “like, five words later?” You can count, I presume.