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I don’t understand all the media types (except for the Stephen A’s and Skip’s and their ilk) who shit on Kawhi for sitting the fuck out. If he didn’t feel healthy, and then felt rushed, and then lost trust in the Spurs, then that’s how he felt. Given how many NBA’ers we’ve seen who were rushed back from injury and how

Actually it means Sarah Huckabee Sanders can finally suit up and play linebacker

i would prefer to see him lower the bar with more control, but he’s not dropping the fucking bar. it’s literally strapped to his wrists.  there is nothing wrong with what he’s doing and that’s not loud at all.

It’s much safer and more efficient to drop.

Just because Jared down at the Wing Hole told you something that sounded smart when you were pounding brewskis doesn’t mean you or he knows jack shit about lifting, broheim. Deadlift is about the lift, and if you’re lifting enough weight to make it worthwhile you’re not doing anything but needlessly risking a back

“also, letting it drop bypasses half of the exercise”

Pretty sure PUBG hasn’t been in early access for half a year.

Every text of Sparano’s is the kind of text someone sends when they want to avoid someone. Richie needs to learn how to take a hint. 

Yes. Only the top 20 or so picks get full guarantees across all four years of their rookie deals. What a devastating precedent it might set if teams had to pay what amounts to a rounding error for a mistake at the top of the first round on a pick with no bargaining power on an artificially reduced salary. That

It wouldn’t be football if a team wasn’t willing to dick around what they’re hoping will be a cornerstone of the franchise over some bullshit that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things.

I think the line of thought, including that given by the person that attempt to get his money back, is that this process started as a legitimate attempt to create a game but has since morphed into a bit of a scam as soon as funds started rolling in.

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Shooting guards are generally held to a higher shooting standard than point guards. I know Dame is a shoot first point guard but the expectation for Booker has always been that he does one thing well, and if this is it, well...

Oh yeah Ezekiel? Try that in a dark gym you showoff.

+1

Realize someone gotta die when no one’ll dead it

Hot take:

Modern racing is boring as shit and goes on forever. Bring on the thousand horsepower electric rally time trials!

Well, for one thing, .034 is not .34.

Didn't mean to stir emotions there, buddy. I'm sure HR let you off with a warning.

"half the fag"