:after re-coding our website and seeing our Google rankings jump 34%:

I was in engineering too. Stay with your company and you’ll get 2%-3% raises every year. Move to a different company and get a 20%-30% pay hike.

Twenty years ago, I had a corporate job and my boss showed savings in her annual budget by factoring appropriate raises into the budget, then delaying their implementation for months. Because she was the chief Legal officer, HR would not intervene when I complained after my increases were delayed 3,5, and 7 months…

They should be offering IUDs every one of these women, post-partum.

Her botox or nips and tucks aren’t looking too good, but she probably wasted a shit ton of money to look that awful. Her face could have paid for at least one class if not a whole grade’s new books.

I’m from the middle of nowhere South. And I can’t help thinking, all this would be solved if people would fucking use birth control and stop having babies when the community is dirt poor and those kids are just going to grow up suffering.

I might be more inclined to listen to a lecture about “bratty” people demanding more money and services than they deserve if it didn’t come from a face filled with thousands of dollars worth of Botox.

“Teachers want more, but it’s kinda like having a teenage kid that wants a better car.”

I kinda like Tinsley’s. Like Brian Moylan says, Housewives is the best when it’s Rich Women Doing Things. Also, I hate cooking.

In other words, Conway to be fired by Tuesday.

Y’ALL!!! RHONY is back next week!

I was feeling a void from parks and rec, up all night, and 30 rock and it seems like that void is now being filled #thatswhatshesaid

I mean, it makes sense because everybody stopped doing drugs after the whole “Just Say No” thing in the Eighties so why wouldn’t it work again?

EVERY. VOTE. COUNTS!

She’s engaging in “unschooling” which is the latest in the realm of homeschooling, where everything is child directed. You only have to learn what ‘fascinates you’! If you don’t feel like learning how to do long division,don’t! Just go to the nature center for the afternoon.

I saw him inperson at the first day of Indpls 500 qualifications back in probably mid 90s. he was less than 50 feet from me.

Always buy Newman’s Own when it’s an option. It’s good food, all the profits go to charity and you get to stare at Paul’s face.

I enjoyed watching her yell at him from across the street. Take no shit honey!

“I was just there to look like I care, but I don’t” DeVos probably