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Do the Kardashians have lots of babies (and have babies young) because they suck at birth control or do they do it for the publicity?

Chyeah. Mine is 4 months old and I still look vaguely pregnant.

One month after giving birth I was still on the gigantic maternity pads for postpartum bleeding/lochia. #theglamorouslife.

Balenciaga I believe. Expensive and ugly.

What’s Kylie wearing on her feet though? Is that the Mom version of Dad shoes?

Pssst gay people are still sexual

“I can’t imagine him being sexual,”

That is the strongest statement that I have EVER seen a business put out, especially considering they are a sporting goods store which ties directly into the outdoors culture. This made me tear up. I’m sure they’ve run the numbers and realized just how devastating this statement could be, but they did it anyway. What

I binge watched the current season of KUWTK this weekend and as always, I find their pregnancy struggles and frank talk about it refreshing.

She’s not allowed to make political statements. William is president of Bafta. Why should she sit out? Can we stop vilifying women who aren’t doing Times Up well enough?

Oh hey a Not All Men.

The Buccaneers was so good! I also loved that it was basically Wharton’s version of a trashy novel (compared with say, The Age of Innocence).

Why don’t they tell the story of Lady Grantham’s family? She is an American after all and a New Yorker. It would be interesting to hear the story of her well-to-do parents/family during that same time period instead of completely unrelated characters.

I’m pregnant and ordered a lox and cream cheese bagel the other day. The woman working the counter said “you know you shouldn’t be eating raw fish, right?” I told her to give me my fucking sandwich. Little did she know it was the cream cheese trying to kill my fetus all along!

Megyn Kelly is the opposite of a journalist. She’s the crazy member of a mom’s Facebook group who they keep around because everyone secretly likes reading her crazy, crazy posts.

I was planning on posting that. She’s got it all - she’s a D.A.R. and the daughter of an immigrant. She’s multilingual. She’s a vet. She understands life as a disabled person and a woman of color. She’s super educated - BA, MA, PhD. She’s a badass and I want her to be my president.

Is it sad to say that as an extremely single 33 year old, the fact that she’s 49 and having a baby gives me real hope that I might be able to do this?

What, they don’t have the ‘if you have sex you’ll get AIDS and get pregnant and DIE’ classes out there?

She’s an escort now. If you follow her Instagram, she doesn’t even really try to hide it. I’m sure a lot of retired actors do this, but she’s putting it all out there. There is also an article from years ago about older men bringing her gifts (during The Canyons).

YES! The juice part was the most DAMNING evidence that she was in on the scam (to me at least). She and Brooks both wore shirts and talked about how he stopped taking chemo and was feeling better and they had that juice lady come by and talk to them about it!