God, so true. Most of my facebook friends are like, my actual friends (or at least were at one point) and are generally pretty restrained but luckily the people who post absurd drama on facebook are the same people who don’t know/don’t care about privacy settings. Every once in a while a friend of a friend goes off…

And then the next day when they delete everything they posted and announce they’re “taking a break from Facebook.”

I know Zuck tries to tell us Facebook/social media is going to change the world, build stronger connections, and make everything better.

And ours are full of labs, because people assume puppies of the breed naturally grow into ideal family companions and savvy huntin’ dogs without any human effort invested in the process, leading to unhappy families with big, untrained balls of energy.

I’ve actually heard that a lot of rescued racing greyhounds are quite manageable and even lazy once you get them accustomed to home life and socialization, but I have no direct experience.

I’d dump Chris Pratt for putting his shirtless selfie on the Internet and whining about his brother made him (???). It’s cool Hollywood wants to pay you millions to get in shape as the next Chris, but maybe cool it with the half-naked selfies? We get it, you’re desirable.

I live in Boston and I like to think that we’re a pretty tolerant city. This makes me sad. All the news makes me sad nowadays. There is cake in the staff kitchen and I just lobbed a bunch of pure frosting on a plate and ate my feelings. No regrets.

To all actresses: STOP WORKING WITH THIS CREEPY PEDOPHILE.

I’d like to see him have to tend it. Six towers, each 54 feet high - get the kid a box of rags, a ladder and some windex. He can get a close look at the 6 million tiny little numbers, each of which was an actual person who was murdered. Once a month for a year or two is a good start.

God help me, the fact that she was just 18 and he was 33 made me feel for her, her political views and privilege aside. You’re still so young at 18 - even if she isn’t being truthful here and she did consent to the tape being released as a lot of people think, she likely didn’t fully comprehend what she was signing up…

The whole article I was like “blah blah blah. You’re the worst.” But that one line about looking up to elegant women like Princess Diana and how that dude took that away from her at 18, then I had a little sympathy for her.

Kumail and Adam Scott’s looks both.....work for me. Especially Adam Scott’s. I usually feel closer to 20 than 30 but not today, not today.

It’s rare to look through all the images from an awards show and hate every single look. These are all really, really bad. It’s like a cross-section of 2017's worst/cheapest-looking trends.

I’m surmising that in early September the roof is coming in on this guy. The Manafort warrant, the Mitch McConnell shit talking, the heel walking tough talk on racism....the Republicans are internally processing that they are ready to impeach this asshole and are politely waiting for Mueller to pull it all together in…

Isn’t at-will employment great, alt-right guys?

So GoDaddy was totally cool with DailyStormer up until now?

This is at least the third article I’ve read in a similar vein — about depressed people neglecting their self-care — in the last month or two. I don’t know what has caused this emergence, but I welcome it. I work from home so I’m not worried about what I look/smell like to other people, so my depression wins most…

I understand this has been answered but I’m gonna throw in my two cents cause fuck it.

Because it scares the fuck out of you when a predator does this to you. As soon as she felt powerful enough, she had him removed from the venue.

Yup. Absolutely. Every single woman on this earth knows that fucking pull away.