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This reminds me of something that happened to me several years ago:

He’s legitimately....

I only gave MBCock a star b/c you were so salty

I am so glad I’m not the only one who was creeped out by this.

my grandfather grabbed my friend’s ass. we were 17, staying at granddad’s place for a summer holiday. he was an asshole, my mother once told me he tried to rape her, his own daughter-in-law, while living in the same house and my father being away in a business trip. considering this, i still don’t know why my mother

TRUE. The fart residue alone could kill a goat.

Russia situation looking worse every day? TIME FOR A CULTURE WAR BOYS!

I hate that future female tech leaders will inevitably draw comparison to this shit stain. Fuck Theranos and Elizabeth Holmes.

Where do you draw the line between telling important stories and not wanting to see yet another hardship porn featuring brown children? Why are brown children’s stories only worth telling in the context of abject misery? For the love of Pete, no more Beasts, whether they be of No Nation or of the Southern Wild. No

Apparently after the interview because it was so weird The New Yorker then called The Mooch back to ask if the interview was on the record and he said it was. He can’t even keep track of stories that are three days old..

I’m seriously waiting for the “it’s not even his” revelation.

I agree. Sure, the Laguna gang was a group of privileged white kids but I think they were so much better in several ways. First, they were actual teenagers, not loser 20 somethings desperately hanging onto the label of “kids” instead of trying to do something productive with their lives. Second, I seem to remember

Good points, but I also was talking to my friend about this and I think MTV is going about their reality shows the wrong way. I love Bravo and watch every reality show Bravo produces, but MTV’s reality shows just don’t capture me the same way. And I think the reason is because Bravo shows are pretty clearly in on the

Their parents took them (and bought them their Mike’s Hard Lemonade, because, y’know, they’d “rather they do it in the house?”). Those with less permissive parents tagged along with their friends’ families. Good Christian values.

Wait, high school kids go on spring break trips now? WTF.

“I go, ‘You guys are really having a hell of a lifestyle.’ I said this would be a good reality show. Plus they’re good kids, so that was the main thing, they weren’t bad kids. I said this would be a good story because when I was growing up, you had ‘Father Knows Best,’ you had ‘My Three Sons,’ you had people with

Wow...this brings back memories of the future Trump voters at my Indiana high school who WOULD NOT SHUT UP about their fucking spring break trips to Siesta Key. They were all obsessed with “Siesta”...pretty sure there was even a spread about it in our school newspaper.

“I go, ‘You guys are really having a hell of a lifestyle.’ I said this would be a good reality show.

After all the pictures they posted of themselves on Instagram torturing/killing and holding up dead sea creatures (including protected species), this show is gone, and most of them are going to jail.

Just Google’d Alex Kompothecras. Not hot. At all.