I wonder which of the 4.5 resurrection accounts they'll go with (Mark counts as 1.5 since it originally had a different ending). Will there be two men at the tomb? One angel? Two angels? One man? And who will be the first to the tomb? And Judas' death…will he hang himself, or will he fall down and explode?

If God don't real, then who made Israel cut off their baby boys' foreskins in the bible? Checkmate, athiests.