I poo poo it because it’s boring as fuck

Hi this is Gawker (yes you still are) and we think several means two.

GOD Friended Me is a great show twit for brains. Try mocking something that is garbage like Orville

It is amazing how whenever someone points out The Orville is a festive hot tub filled with chunky diarrhea, at least one basic individual feels obligated to point out that they are “fun at parties”.

That’s one pretty weak theory bud. You’d make a great The Orville writer with that there internal logic.

As adorbs as a colonoscopy

Awe cute. You think McFarlane has the skill or desire for nuance in societal commentary

You are why we can't have nice things...that and Seths ego

Hi! I am white dude willing to convince myself that a massive turd is a beautiful diamond just to own the libs

In the world of fucks, I give zero. Who cares. 1) WHY ARE YOU BUYING ANOTHER PS4 Pro 2) WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING GAMESTOP

If I ever wanted one episode to show someone the true insidious nature of garbage Trek-clone science fiction, I would show them this one.

His high of watching The Orville is still going strong when watch Discovery?

Joy is not defined by lazy Seth McFarlane vanity projects. Plus its fun figuring out which episodes of TNG the writers of The Orville were watching when they were writing each episode.

Sure Ted 2 in space is fun....if you like hate watching.

Is it just me or does Nick here look exactly like the sort of white man that Fox is trying to Target for this show.

Clever and Orville do not belong in the same paragraph. I’ve taken shits with more depth.

You really continue to be the worst human. Do no speak of sexual assault if you are a shitty white dude bereft of compassion and intellect.

Yup. You may have missed it between the bodily fluids humor.

It's called lazy writing

You have a terrible case of Orville Syndrome. The debilitating mental disorder where you fellate garbage because you cannot bare to live in a world of strong characters who are women of color. It blinds you to the rank fecal pellets that assault your eyes and ears when Seth McFarlane is on screen. It causes you to…