Yeah...I don't think so

Thats my motto for life also!

Is that why he wears 3/4 sleeves? 

Matt Cassel is still quarterbacking? 

Fuck this stupid shit! Fuck your insipid loot boxes! By the beard of Odin, people are fucking dumb.

I'll give you 500

This made me giggle, I'd say I'm going to hell but the Pope doesn't even believe in it anymore. 

Sir, this is a Wendy's

No Man's Sky has that now

This right here, this is good kinja

This right here is fucking delicious!

My child is my retirement fund 

Maybe but probably not

Maybe he shouldn't be such a fucking pussy. 

Fucking pussy

Settle down Gramps

Yeah, I don't think so

If it was in Des Moines, it would be mine. 

Crack to the price!

Why would you have kids?