This right here, this is good kinja

This right here is fucking delicious!

My child is my retirement fund 

Maybe but probably not

Maybe he shouldn't be such a fucking pussy. 

Fucking pussy

Settle down Gramps

Yeah, I don't think so

Fuck Disney!

If it was in Des Moines, it would be mine. 

Crack to the price!

Why would you have kids?

Fuck respawn and ea

Starting off the week well, eh. This is a whole fucking crack house!

Gross and disgusting

Definitely made me giggle