Cutler feels the same way

Finding his opinions and behavior simplistic and moronic is not the same as suggesting that he should be silenced and have his constitutional rights taken away, you twit.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

lol grwnups

Those are fucking gold. I'm going to need to work PMC and LKAB into more of my texts.

The funny thing about this is that parents are the only ones who would actually need such elaborate acronyms. Their kids are so proficient at texting on a smartphone keyboard they can easily write full sentences (paragraphs even) while their parents are struggling to compose a thought.

Don't forget LOL which obviously means Lucifer Our Lord!

A few more tips I picked up from going to various SBBQs:

Slow down there, Daddy-O. CNN is hep to the jive lingo the mod kids grok, ya dig?

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Hunter wants to be outspoken against homosexuality, but only on his own terms. I see no reason for reporters to cater to his terms.

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

Yep, you're right! I am definitely intolerant of Hunter's bigoted opinions.

That's some crack reporting there.

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

Somebody called an end around, I see.

That picture looks like one The Onion would use next to the headline "Middle Manager Feels His Borderline Offensive Coffee Mug Helps Bridge Gap Between Him and His Direct Reports"

"Some of my closest ghostwriting clients are black."

As opposed to the Phillies, who lead the majors in Cluster Fuck for the 1st of what appears to be many consecutive seasons.