True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

2576 lb/ft of torque at 35 rpm. I’m calling it right now, the Demon is diesel/electric.

Clearly 2576 pounds of torque at 3500 rpm.

Wonder what they did for the brakes?

A BMW badge?

I was playing this shit before your 10 year old was alive, so frankly Pat, I don’t give a damn.

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

That hubcap is from a Kia Forte

They did a realllllly good job on this one!!!

New Auto-Poise Control

Good news!

“It’ll sell really well in the States - we promise.”

The bike never goes faster than you let it.

electrical turn signals weren’t widely used until midway through the 1950s.

Jeep’s meaning is that there is a Cherokee configuration you can buy that achieves EPA 31 mpg highway.

So is this like COTD/AOTD now? Because I’m not gonna stop whining until Jalop gives my lunch break meaning again >:c

You’re good. Totally.

No, he just picks out one biker to hate each day. It’s like a hate lottery. A hatery, if you will.

This is all a misunderstanding. The biker didn’t break the glass because he was filming the Hell’s Angels. The biker broke it for filming in portrait mode.

Ok to the drivers who inevitably come over from Jalopnik just to hate on lane splitting: