I feel ya. Drinking is the only way I can get through the news.

This is an article from 1990? How about an update at the end? What’s she doing now besides appearing in Lay-z-boy commercials? Did she and her mother end up estranged or are they still codependent?

I don’t need to imagine it, because I’ve heard it. People are trash.

Can you imagine if you gave a gift at a shower and someone was like oooh that’s a $30 gift when they bring in x amount a year??! 

Luann de Lesseps is adjusting to sobriety. “It’s not easy to give up drinking because it’s such a mental thing you’ve learned for so long. It’s like brushing your teeth. So it’s not the anxiety of not drinking — it’s the habit of not drinking that you’re getting rid of.”

Oprah is absolutely the definition of self-made. 

I don’t know about the other women, but Oprah was born into a dirt-poor family.

I love when sexual predators say “well I don’t know how to act around women now!”. You never did friend! That was the problem!

lingerie and wine! So sexy and fun! Just like mass sexual slavery and forced impregnation! yayyyyyyy!

I don’t think I’ll ever emotionally come to grips with the reality that some men (many men) hold the belief that a woman’s body is theirs to covet... to film... to OWN.

Here ya go, Jerrys of the world:

I shit you not, one of the executive’s secretaries emailed a condolence message out today because a staff member’s mom died.

And feminism doesn’t require we support shitty women from the consequences of doing and saying shitty things.

Your boyfriend’s brother should become an Exotic Dancer, that’s clearly where the money is.

Wait a minute something doesn’t seem quite right here.