8 years ago for me, and I still freak out whenever I see a dark speck of lint on my bed.

If they packed us in like sardines I wouldn't care if they sedated us first, I can be awake for 72 hours straight and get on a 10-hour flight and be unable to nod off for a second. It's a shitty super power 

The issue is that they burrow into everything. Getting the entirety up to that temperature would be tricky. 

Oh, the old ways were always best. The self-fumigating aircraft we used to use on trans-oceanic routes never had these issues...

I had an infestation about five years ago. Really bad one, they were EVERYWHERE. Had to replace basically everything I owned.

I’m having PTSD

We had them a year ago and it nearly cost 20$k and our marriage.  All the treatments, thrown out possessions/beds, inspections, stress.  We never even found one but the bites and dog inspection were pretty specific.  You do not want bed bugs.

“He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was coming up the road. Mike Manley!”

“Mike Manley" is the name you would make up if you had to write jokes about the company that gave us the RAM POWER WAGON and the Dodge Challenger Demon Redeye Hellcat

NYC subway cars are (generally) pretty cool, temperature-wise, but there are a number of subway stations (mainly older, multi-level stations) where the ambient temperature during the summer makes me certain they are adjacent to Hell, or perhaps located within an active volcano.

Excuse me for one minute, I am just melting.

Acceptance is huge. Especially when people act shocks your sweaty, being able to own it and calmly reply, “Yes, I’m sweaty. I’m a sweater. That’s who I am.” gets me through the summer.

I feel seen. Thank you.

“You’re just jealous [swallowing sweat] because of [sputtering sweat beads back out of mouth] how hot [slips in puddle of own sweat, lands on curb pile of garbage bags] I am.”

What about a stylish and protective air-conditioned beekeeper’s suit?

I sweat just walking to the bus stop in winter, I shall never not be sweaty. Now in my late 20s I’ve finally learned to accept it. 

I am an extremely sweaty man. I know exactly how you feel - like everyone else is out enjoying their lives and all you think about is sweating. It’s an actual condition called hyperhidrosis. Don’t laugh. My health insurance (Cigna) covers armpit botox injections and I’ve been getting those for 4 years now. It has…

Meh we are all going to be Russian soon anyway and that will have us looking back and laughing.