Seeking asylum is not illegal, you worthless fucking moron.

Steely Dan AND a leaf blower at 5.

Yep. She’s doing her duty and disrupting the narrative over the weekend.

Frankly, I cannot even fathom being the person who does not buy a bottle of water from an eight-year-old in this situation. It’s a child trying to earn some pocket money! It’s freaking water, which is most welcome in this heat! I mean, what else is there to say but: “How much is it, sweetie?”

Do you know anything about growing up in India? Even if your own family is pretty modern you pick up on a lot of conservative crap in society. Not unlike growing up evangelical

Ivanka all day long. Melanie is a cynical hanger-on; Ivanka is the chick pouring the Kool-Aid at Jonestown.  I don’t even know if Slovenia has Beckys, yet.  Like, those women are still dealing with the fall-out from the break-up of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia.

Hung Up tho.

Hugo Boss was a big designer with 1940's fascists. They’ve been doing fashion for over 75 years.

“The law is the law, and we have to uphold the law!”

She can't help it, she's a Huckabee. Look at that family and then tell me there's a god. 

You are such a good friend to have that dream FOR YOUR FRIEND. Yay you! Also, this gif is pretty great.

Why don’t these pieces trash just date each other?

No, she Betty

You can’t gaslight me, I’m from Flint, Michigan