But my emails.

Wears a helmet in a brand new vehicle with a full roll cage, goes without a helmet in an open top 1948 Jeep. Remember kids, safety 3rd!

But how does the Mahindra rust?

I imagine Kevin’s kitchen cupboards are full of nothing but Star Wars sippy cups.

Yeah this is unsurprising, but sad.

Yup. I would LOVE to take a vacation where I get to sit next to an awesome pool and pay people to bring me drinks and food. However, that’s pretty much ruined by super cool hipster influencers taking selfies, the omnipresent DJs that hotels feel they need to hire, and scads of screaming kids and their parents who…

I have a small day bike tour company in a heavily touristed city.

I have to tell most ‘influencers’ that our unmanned facebook page with 1200 followers gets more likes for our once every 6 month random post than anything they ever put up.

“6 people liked my picture of a hotel in Florida, can you imagine what I can do…

I will stan a cute block heel shoe until the day I die tho.

To anyone who thought we were just being hysterical, that this was just about “illegal immigrants,” please kindly go fuck yourselves.

And isn’t deporting people’s grandmas really what America is all about?

Why does she look like a Thundercat?

Yeah, that’s what I like about Dan A: He’s a Spiritualist and actually does believe in the paranormal. And it’s not about being a freak: His family for like hundreds of years believe this. :-O

When I was around 11, I had a HUGE crush on Dan Aykroyd. Specifically, on Dan Aykroyd as the awkward mortician dad in My Girl. I spent a lot of time imagining that I was Jamie Lee Curtis’s character in that film. I tell people now and they don’t believe me.

Just another reminder: don’t look up to anyone because they all let you down.

Kinda reminds me of the John Lennon adulation problem. For all his songs about peace and love, he was also an abusive husband who also took out his frustration on his kid. Spousal mistreatment seems to be a recurring character flaw with a lot of these "larger than life" guys; they're used to adulation and deferral, so…