What have you done.

Malignant narcissist of the lowest intellectual caliber.

Oh god, Naomi Campbell.

Russian Red is similar to the red tint in the article pics. It’s by MAC and you can get a swap or free application to check it out. (Or see Dita von Teese pics as it’s one of her favs.)

Oh my gosh, her features are beautiful.

They are prepping for world domination.

This is one of the best comments on the internet.

I know it’s rude to comment on someone’s appearance but, wow, is Kim Cattrell drop dead gorgeous.

Wonder what happens to the employees who decline handing out these cards. Could they be fired?

This sounds like a harrowing experience.

Curious to hear more.

::Cough::

Hey now. Roller derby likes to have tongue in cheek names. Let’s not come down on the whole sport because it might seem a little different than your tastes. It’s filled with good people and good fun.

It’s getting better with each generation. Be good to your girls if you have them and encourage them to be difficult.

I’d be curious to know more about what you liked about him so much.

Voice of fucking reason. These comments. :/

Personally, I would like to see some of these dicks you drew all day.

IT Crowd. It’s the only thing that matters.

Stiletto heels, though?

Yes! Baba Yaga lived in a glorious hut that sat atop two chicken legs and spun around really, really fast so that no one she didn’t like could enter into her home. She’d NEVER be seen in a bog. Or swamp.