Ryan Reynolds shtick has become so incredibly grating to me. Maybe its just all the mint mobile commercials and general whoring he does at every turn.

Trump’s napping in court shows his commitment to being anti-woke.

I’m good with just living in a society where Paul Schrader is still doing his thing.

You mean LARPers aren’t typically massively wealthy? Well, I guess they can still play in the steam tunnels.

There hasn’t been a good anything version.

so you’re saying just a four-minute ovation at cannes 

Well this is just a silly comment.

Yes, join the Partridge Family.

Is this the new Alan Partridge Project?

And boxed wine.  Sigh.

It has a joke that’s so dark that, when I first heard it, I didn’t know whether to gasp or laugh.

Police Officer: Did he have any enemies?

Jeremy Hawke: Dr. Haing S. Ngor.

*Cut to a clip of Coming Attractions*

Jay Sherman: Maybe next time, he should visit The Acting Fields.

Uh Snyder is the one stanning Trump here

to a nearly 10-minute standing ovation

“Dan Snyder (owner of the Washington Commanders)“

“is nothing more than a witch hunt based on meritless accusations made in civil lawsuits”

It’s like you’ve been reading my Letterboxd posts...

In the apology video, Diddy’s invocations of God/religion as it relates to notions of forgiveness are particularly disgusting. Anybody who falls for that with a “Who are we to judge” and/or “let he who cast the first stone” is a POS in my book.

“When Cassie and multiple other women came forward, he denied everything and suggested that his victims were looking for a payday. That he was only compelled to ‘apologize’ once his repeated denials were proven false shows his pathetic desperation, and no one will be swayed by his disingenuous words.”

I haven’t seen the episode in probably 20 years but I can still hear the UN guy saying “A flaming horse’s patoot!”

Where does this fit into the canon?