I gotta tell you, I am a good baker and cook and my biscuit game sucks. I’m presuming that you mean American/Canadian biscuit and not a European biscuit (cookie)?  

I have yet to have any luck with biscuits! I made some drop cheddar/chive ones that turned out okay, but the regular layered flaky things elude me! 

Warm carbs... oh yes. I bought a box of glazed donuts last night; I microwave one for 20 seconds before I eat it. So, so good. Maybe not as good as homemade biscuits though! With big slabs of unsalted butter. Yuuummmm

Om nom nom, carbohydrates!

Buy a bunch of sparkling wine and keep them in the trunk, than pass them out after the movie.

Nah. If you were really terrible people wouldn't still be friends with you. Or give you stuff. 

She lives in my town. I assure you, there are an entire crew of racist mommies here just like her. This is one of the 5000000000000000 reasons no one ever saw me at any PTO anythings - and I have hella kids so there is this assumption I should be there. Fuck that shit. I am not making Pinterest cookies and talking…

No way. Suburban mommy blogger, it’s definitely opioids. The question is whether she’s still popping Percocet, or if she’s transitioned to heroin.

Shelter Cat Update!

I would love anonymous feminist support tonight.  Having period cramps for the second time this month thanks to beginning fertility treatments.  Bonus - my partner claimed he didn’t understand what I was doing, and mentioned he might back out of participating. I spent a grand so far.  And am on a path with my…

Make anything interesting? It’s pierogi making time over here. I have become the pierogi lady of my family, which I never would have predicted when I was young. I may be delivering them to back porches this year though. The recipes always say the fillings are only limited by your imagination, but people give you side…

Multiple sclerosis can die in a fire. I had the worst relapse of my MS, and then on top of that my medication wore off, so I’ve been experiencing hell. I had my infusion yesterday, so I’m feeling better.

Why yes, I DID spend some time holding my dog like a baby, and he loved it. Fell asleep and everything. Making him forget that I gave him a bath two days ago and made him a fluffy boy.

Big day for the tiny human. We got her her very own library card! I adore how much joy it brought her. The library has truly become one of our happy places. Tho with books being quarantined for a week before they are checked in, we have been hitting our take out limits on my card. So now we can get sooooo many more…

My high school offered a Shakespeare class and the teacher did exactly that. The teacher demonstrated that this “high literature” was largely just raunchy gutter humor and coded shit-talking about the upper classes and royals. It finally got me to see Shakespeare’s work as something other than stuffy and irrelevant.

Arrrgh. Doing gross shit AGAIN is the worst!

I’m so sorry to hear this. Fingers crossed for a good result. Keep us posted!

Fingers crossed. A friend of mine had her thyroid removed. I know that there are few things more annoying than “a friend of a neighbour’s cousin had x, so I know this” but she did say that it was a relief when it was done, and it’s got a good recovery rate (adjusting medication can be a bitch afterwards though). I…

Sorry Nico.  Hoping for the best with your throat. 

Due to the pandemic, I will be picking up ten hours of overtime a week starting Monday. The hospital has also gone from a COVID unit to a COVID floor to two floors, effective yesterday.