Ugh, those Snapchat photos that were posted of his puke in the aisle of the plane made me feel so sad for him.

Yes! Shockingly worth it. I was surprised at how much better it is.

Yup. I like mine fairly mushy but still with chunks of avo... If it’s under or overmushed it really ruins it for me.

Did people in America only recently start eating avo on toast? Everyone I know has been eating it forever, I don’t understand why it’s a “thing” right now

It’s amusing to me that avo on toast is “trendy” right now. Hasn’t everyone been eating it forever? Why is it suddenly “in"?

Oooh, I love hearing how people like their avo on toast! Every one likes it a bit differently but they’re all sooo good.

I’m trying to cut down on carbs so I haven’t been eating bread, but I’ve been eating sooooo many avocados. They are amazing in, on or next to almost everything.

YES! I too, am a Lemonade truther!

Is it crazy for me to think this might be part of the script? I only vaguely knew who Calvin Harris was when they were dating, now I know waay too much about him (except for his music).

Wow, I used to do this during my previous job. On the way to work, I’d always hope to get into a car accident. Nothing major, just enough to be rattled enough to not have to go in that day.

I still read XoVain... The commenters are pretty cool and the writers know their shit... But they seem to run out of ideas and then write stupid articles about nothing. There was an article recently about pairing your wine with your face mask, which just seems so bizarre to me.

My boyfriend’s and my first song is gonna be I Got You Babe by Sonny and Cher... It’s a bit goofy and it’s also around 2 minutes, but it’s such a sweet song and hopefully we can get a bit funky with the choreography (my wedding will not be a serious affair in the least, clearly)

Agreed! I just got off Accutane a couple of months ago and I’ve never been happier... There’s so much freedom in catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror halfway through the day and realizing you look the same as you did that morning (vs oiliness and new zits popping up)

Khloe’s hairstyles are such blatant cultural appropriation. All the Kardashian’s styles are, but she is The Worst.

I don’t know why but hating on Jonathan Cheban is one of my greatest pleasures in life.

YUP. I was trying to remember where I’ve seen that level of passion before.... It was a tripping hippie covered in mud at a trance festival.

After Hiddleswift, I’m very suspicious of celeb relationships... They’re at Wimbledon, they know they’re being watched. I feel like it’s a performance. Hasn’t Bradley hopped around being bearded by beautiful famous women?

“He had to convince Chyna to carry his low metabolic seed” is the best sentence I’ve read in ages

NOPE.

I feel like the Oprah documentary was enough. It was absolutely facsinating to watch someone so selfish and oblivious.